Jokes

Everyone (well, mostly everyone) likes a good chuckle now & again, so here are a few of my favourites. I’m not saying they’re all good, by any stretch… Feel free to add your own in the comments section!

 

A developer’s wife asks him to run a quick errand before dinner.

WIFE: “Please can you pop round to the shop and get a loaf of bread? Oh, and if they’ve got eggs, get a dozen.”
DEVELOPER: “Sure, no problem.”

So, the developer duly pops round to the shop and returns, with 12 loaves of bread.

 

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary.
And those who don’t.

 

Some jokes just don’t work in Octal….

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 10, 11.

 

The original joke, for those of you who are unaware, is:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.

 

Have you heard the story about the 3 holes in the desert?
Well, well, well….

HanselAndGeekel

A bunch of Oracle DBAs walked into a NoSQL bar on a Tuesday night and looked around. They left shortly after, because they couldn’t find a table.

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2 thoughts on “Jokes

  1. Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed up into the bologna slicing machine?

    He got a little behind in his work 😉

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